Ironic Feeder Pillows

'No bread crumbs for me, thanks. I have allergies to wheat.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

'You spoil those pigeons.'

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

Food-Snob Fear Factor

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

'Teenager.'

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

'Bad news... all our tests came back with you as delicious.'

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

"Okay, I'll eat my vegetables. But, when they make me big and strong, you better watch out!"

"My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork."

"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

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"If you hate Mandy so much, why do you follow her?"

"It's his contribution to the environment"

'I think you're overfeeding him.'

'Mom, please get well... I'm hungry.'

'Al has vowed to climb the Food Pyramid...one mouthful at a time.'

The biochemist at lunch: "I'll have another order of fries."