Ironic Feeder Mugs

'No bread crumbs for me, thanks. I have allergies to wheat.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

Chef feeds birds from bench.

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

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All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

'Teenager.'

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

Food-Snob Fear Factor

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

'Bad news... all our tests came back with you as delicious.'

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

"If you hate Mandy so much, why do you follow her?"

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"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

"My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork."

"Okay, I'll eat my vegetables. But, when they make me big and strong, you better watch out!"

"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

"It's his contribution to the environment"

'I think you're overfeeding him.'

The biochemist at lunch: "I'll have another order of fries."

'Al has vowed to climb the Food Pyramid...one mouthful at a time.'