Ego Feeder Pillows

"So long as you help me feed him you and I will be inseparable..."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Fido and Fifi

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

'You spoil those pigeons.'

For the first time in his Jeffery felt small-minded.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

Chef feeds birds from bench.

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'Wow, I used to be a Master of the Universe too!'

"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

'Teenager.'

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"...You correct me if I'm wrong only when I say 'correct me if I'm wrong'!"

'And he thinks he's the most powerful being in the land.'

"He's been impossible ever since his promotion."

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

"Do you have any idea who I am?"

'Hey! You're just queen of the hop! I'm queen of the whole shebang!'

Phil does like to cover himself in glory. Knickerbocker Glory.

'I think you're overfeeding him.'

'Mom, please get well... I'm hungry.'

'Get some ice! His ego is swollen!'

'Stanley likes to think he's king of his castle.'