Ego Observer Pillows

"...You correct me if I'm wrong only when I say 'correct me if I'm wrong'!"

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

'And he thinks he's the most powerful being in the land.'

"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"It's his ego growth chart."

"Are we there yet?"

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Greek Crisis

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Fish tank filled with sardines.