Ego Feeder Gifts

"So long as you help me feed him you and I will be inseparable..."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Fido and Fifi

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

For the first time in his Jeffery felt small-minded.

"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

'Teenager.'

"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

'Wow, I used to be a Master of the Universe too!'

"...You correct me if I'm wrong only when I say 'correct me if I'm wrong'!"

'And he thinks he's the most powerful being in the land.'

"He's been impossible ever since his promotion."

Phil does like to cover himself in glory. Knickerbocker Glory.

'Hey! You're just queen of the hop! I'm queen of the whole shebang!'

"Do you have any idea who I am?"

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

'I think you're overfeeding him.'

'Get some ice! His ego is swollen!'

'Mom, please get well... I'm hungry.'

'Stanley likes to think he's king of his castle.'

'The stock market was grumpy today because it got up on the wrong side of the Fed.'