Wildlife Feeder Gifts

Chef feeds birds from bench.

"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

Bee flying to another flower.

"That's mine!"

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Pass that."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'Researching the opossum article.'

Seals - Pick your own.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"Plastic?"

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

Vulture declines fresh food.

"Use your indoor voice!"

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

A tortoise tries to mate with an igloo.

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."