Fish Feeder Gifts

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Been waiting long?'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

Fish mobsters.

Fido and Fifi

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

being watched over his shoulder