Feeding Fish Gifts

'Edna! Have you been feeding these fish raw meat again?'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Bird Torture.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

Feathered frenzy

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'