Fish Farming Gifts

"Just one work, son, 'Acquaculture'."

'It's a small operation at the moment but we're growing all the time.'

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

baby sweetcorn...

Apples for sale

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'The circle is complete!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Cow Pinatas

Lactose Intolerant

'Steak Ted?'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Pumpkin patch

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cow in love'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry