Marine Farming Gifts

"Fancy us being ahead of our time - in the next century the sea will feed entire continents."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

baby sweetcorn...

Apples for sale

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Cow Pinatas

Lactose Intolerant

'Steak Ted?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Pumpkin patch

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Bubble Gum Farms.