Fish Keeping Gifts

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

Frankenfish

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."

'Please, just call me Mario. We like to keep things informal around here.'

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

"But the doctor said I should drink more fluids."

'I sure wish they would change my water!'

"Whatever you do...don't plug it in."

"Hang on a minute...That's not regular fish food...That's ECZEMA!"

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

'Dad, are we there yet?'

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

'Good Lord, it's Alfred, my long lost brother!'

"Relax. Even in a recession, people need rare tropical fighting fish."

What if...Fish could climb.

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

FISH ESCAPE.

Freedom! Responsibility...Consequence.

Fish Pedicure

'He's happy. He's even wagging his tail.'

Goldfish in a coffee pot

'Thanks for the genetically modified fish food.'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

"We find it calms the patient."

"I'm new to this tank, fellas. What's the food like around here?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'It's always about you, isn't it?'

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Air Mail box in fish bowl

Fishbowl Rebellion

Water Meter