Fish Keeping Gifts

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

Frankenfish

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."

'Please, just call me Mario. We like to keep things informal around here.'

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

"Whatever you do...don't plug it in."

'I sure wish they would change my water!'

"Hang on a minute...That's not regular fish food...That's ECZEMA!"

"Relax. Even in a recession, people need rare tropical fighting fish."

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

'Good Lord, it's Alfred, my long lost brother!'

What if...Fish could climb.

Goldfish in a coffee pot

'Dad, are we there yet?'

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

"We find it calms the patient."

Fish Pedicure

'He's happy. He's even wagging his tail.'

'Thanks for the genetically modified fish food.'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

FISH ESCAPE.

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

"No."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'He loves his new fish tank.'

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

'I drink to remember.'

'At least when he opens his mouth he doesn't say something stupid.'

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

'Look - I believe he's trying to tell us something.'

I'm afraid we're her first saltwater fish.

"The fish have gone again love !"