Tropical Fish Keeping Gifts

"As a little boy you raised tropical fish - so what?"

Now 7 days since anybody ate anybody. Let's keep it going!

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"She's just being Koi."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"I don't do windows."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I wish I was creative'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'