Fishkeeper Gifts

All you can eat buffet in a goldfish bowl

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"She's just being Koi."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Bumble Bee

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

"Get out of my face!"

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

Honey Wallah

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'I wish I was creative'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Bees Are Social Creatures.