Fishkeeper Gifts

All you can eat buffet in a goldfish bowl

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"She's just being Koi."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Bumble Bee

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Get out of my face!"

Leak in the fish tank.

Honey Wallah

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I don't do windows."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'I wish I was creative'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."