Fishkeeper's Dark Humor Gifts

"If I had the abortion we wouldn't be eating so good."

reincarnated worm...

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fly fishing.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

All you can eat buffet in a goldfish bowl

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

Fishing Holes

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

Dog drinking out of fish bowl, "How many fish were in the bowl before I started drinking?"

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Fish bait and jail bait.

The Incomplete Angler

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

'Say on the papers!'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"This Dry January thing is going to be a real challenge."

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

"He is a terrorist! He's got a glass cutter!"

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

Seafood Chum