Fishkeeper's Dark Humor Pillows

"If I had the abortion we wouldn't be eating so good."

reincarnated worm...

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fly fishing.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Go on - they're organic!'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

All you can eat buffet in a goldfish bowl

Fishing Holes

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

Dog drinking out of fish bowl, "How many fish were in the bowl before I started drinking?"

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fish bait and jail bait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Say on the papers!'

The Incomplete Angler

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"This Dry January thing is going to be a real challenge."

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Happy Brexiters

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.