Animal Feeding Gifts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

"You keep impeccable time."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Fido and Fifi

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

Feathered frenzy

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."