Pet Fish Fosterer Gifts

"Could be worse."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Litter.

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

How their world views have changed over time.

Fish Food

Snub Marine

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

"How's that whole 'thinking outside the bow' thing working out for you now?"

'I'm a Pisces.'

'Think he'll ever spring for the bowl?'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

"We find it calms the patient."

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

"It's more expensive, but I raised it myself."

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

Wave to the Goldfish!

'This is your bowl - keep it nice.'

'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

Irritable Bowl Syndrome

'Now THAT'S what I call a makeover!'

"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.

"Must you do that while I'm talking to you?"