Pet Fish Fosterer Gifts

"Could be worse."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Litter.

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

How their world views have changed over time.

Fish Food

Snub Marine

'Wow! They don't even bother giving you notice anymore before they fire you!'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'Think he'll ever spring for the bowl?'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

"How's that whole 'thinking outside the bow' thing working out for you now?"

"We find it calms the patient."

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

Fish Sticks

"It's more expensive, but I raised it myself."

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

'This is your bowl - keep it nice.'

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

Wave to the Goldfish!

'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

"Must you do that while I'm talking to you?"

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

'Now THAT'S what I call a makeover!'