Animal Fosterer Gifts

Litter.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Pick me!"

"Foster failure"

Foster failure

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

The Cat Spa

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

The worm that churned!

"You're adopted."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

'Be honest, Mum. I'm adopted, aren't I?'

Veterinary Clinic: We Accept Mastercard or Mistresscard.

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.