Cat Fostering Gifts

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Foster failure"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Foster failure

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Cat Show

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Next!'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Hell No Kitty

Pest Control

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I hate it..."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

'How much did you save this year?'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.