Temporary Fostering Gifts

Foster failure

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Foster failure"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Litter.

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Be honest, Mum. I'm adopted, aren't I?'

Family courts.

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

'I hate technology!'

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

GOOD FELLOWS

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

"I'm the temp."

'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?'

In the off season I do temp work.

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

'Yes, I'm a temp. Why do you ask?'

Biological parent's night.

'Adopt a policy.'

'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'

'Henderson! Find some DNA that matches mine and be quick about it!'