Temporary Fostering T-Shirts

Foster failure

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Foster failure"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Litter.

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Be honest, Mum. I'm adopted, aren't I?'

Family courts.

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

'I hate technology!'

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

"I'm the temp."

'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?'

'Adopt a policy.'

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

'Yes, I'm a temp. Why do you ask?'

In the off season I do temp work.

Biological parent's night.

'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'

'Henderson! Find some DNA that matches mine and be quick about it!'

'Here's a possibility -- How would you like to be the Prime Minister of Italy?'