Temporary Work T-Shirts

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Since I'm a temp, I'd make excellent scapegoat material.'

It's not forever......

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Foster failure

Earl suspends his disbelief.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Contractor Ants

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?'

"You don't have any cooking experience? We should be able to get you a job at a hospital cafeteria."

In the off season I do temp work.

'Yes, I'm a temp. Why do you ask?'

"I'm the temp."

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'Here's a possibility -- How would you like to be the President of Argentina?'

'I know the ad said 'temporary,' but when did you say you had your last contraction?'

'Henderson! Find some DNA that matches mine and be quick about it!'

'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'

"Good news, Turner, We've chewed you up but have decided not to spit you out."