Fostering Gifts

'When you said foster carers were to be treated like other professionals, we didn't think you meant cutting our budgets and increasing our workloads.'

Foster failure

"Foster failure"

"I see they've privatised the fostering and adoption service."

"From tomorrow you're going to live over at 114. We've outsourced your childhood."

Madonna of the Pukes.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

God's Subcontractors

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Tree Funeral

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Bottletrees.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

You're a workaholic, Jan.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"We're trying to help you!"