Fostering Pillows

'When you said foster carers were to be treated like other professionals, we didn't think you meant cutting our budgets and increasing our workloads.'

Foster failure

"Foster failure"

"I see they've privatised the fostering and adoption service."

"From tomorrow you're going to live over at 114. We've outsourced your childhood."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

God's Subcontractors

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Tree Funeral

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Bottletrees.

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

I want to talk about the environment...

"We're trying to help you!"

The last tree.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.