Foster Care Pillows

Madonna of the Pukes.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Billy. The Kid.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Hush puppy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Foster failure

Love a Mutt

Support group for sheep.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Haute Suture

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'You know too much!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."