Foster Care Gifts

Madonna of the Pukes.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Billy. The Kid.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Quick, start the car!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Hush puppy.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Love a Mutt

Support group for sheep.

Haute Suture

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'You know too much!'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Foster failure