Foster Care Worker Gifts

"I see they've privatised the fostering and adoption service."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Foster failure"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Interior design trends for parents....

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Dreams

Chez Nous Menu

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Foster failure

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Love a Mutt

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Be kind"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Shelter Cat Nap

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Your love gives me strength."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Careful."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Separation

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"