Pet Daycare Worker Gifts

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Bathing the dog

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I need to know who started it."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Fitness Programme for babies

"She's a miniature."

A Tit for Tat.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'They sure have small litters.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."