Dog Daycare Owner Gifts

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Bert's dog training.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Cling-On Dog

Love a Mutt

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

A man and his dog

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Bathing the dog

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'