Canine Business Owner Gifts

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'Bert's dog training.'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Love a Mutt

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Cat Show

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Dogs life

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Epic Battles

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.