Canine Business Owner Gifts

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Dog Walking Services

'That was fun!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'Bert's dog training.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Love a Mutt

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Epic Battles

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dogs life

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'