Canine Ceos Gifts

'I hear you have a side business.'

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

Self-Employment

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

dog-come ingo out boxes

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"What's our policy on pets?"

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

"Manager does not do tricks."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

"Can I offer you anything?"

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

First savings & bone.

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.