Canine Ceo Appreciator Gifts

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

Cut-throat Environment

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

dog-come ingo out boxes

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"What's our policy on pets?"

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"Manager does not do tricks."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

Dog Food Co.

Meet the Artist.

'I hear you have a side business.'

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"Can I offer you anything?"

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

'Sure my mistakes are colossal in nature. That's because I'm brilliant.'

Cheer up! You can still lick the balls...of your feet.'

Barack Churchill

"The Annual Report looks good."

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."