Canine Creator Appreciator Gifts

Meet the Artist.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Family with pets.

No Soliciting

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Laboratory Retriever

Canine Comedians

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Say cheese!

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Rabbits picknick

David Attenborough

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

Musical Dog

"Get ready."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

The real reason for Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony".

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'