Canine Comic Appreciator Gifts

'You can wait.'

No Soliciting

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I was almost that last year."

Cat and mouse

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Say hello to my little friend."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

No, I don

You complete me!

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Mouse with a cat cake.

Ostrich Curoisities

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

Balloon dog training

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"I could do that."

'Sorry'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'