Canine Humor Appreciator Gifts

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Your father may be in there a while. He swallowed a squeaker."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'A cheeky red?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

The height of fashion in 1796

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"