Canine Ceo Appreciator Mugs

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Cut-throat Environment

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

dog-come ingo out boxes

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"What's our policy on pets?"

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"Manager does not do tricks."

Meet the Artist.

Dog Food Co.

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

'I hear you have a side business.'

"Can I offer you anything?"

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

'Sure my mistakes are colossal in nature. That's because I'm brilliant.'

"The Annual Report looks good."

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

"You're not being singled out, Bowzer. This is to remind all employees about sexual harassment."