Canine Ceo Mugs

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Self-Employment

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

dog-come ingo out boxes

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

'I hear you have a side business.'

'Sir, please meet Mr Jenkins from Dog Food Inc.'

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"Can I offer you anything?"

First savings & bone.

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."