Canine Ceo Gifts

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Self-Employment

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

dog-come ingo out boxes

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

'I hear you have a side business.'

"Can I offer you anything?"

'Sir, please meet Mr Jenkins from Dog Food Inc.'

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

First savings & bone.

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."