Feline Ceo Mugs

Self-Employment

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'What am I doing here? I'm a cat. I don't know anything about running a major corporation!'

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

'I hear you have a side business.'

The making of funny cat videos.

"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."

Bad cat - Credit Card.

'Mr. Finnegan will see you in a few minutes -- would you like a ball of yarn to play with while you're waiting?'

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'

'I thought this was going to be a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

'It's hard to command respect in the boardroom with such cute sneezes.'

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'

"Can I build a better mousetrap? Sir, I am a better mousetrap."