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Self-Employment

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

'What am I doing here? I'm a cat. I don't know anything about running a major corporation!'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

Cat Video Cinema.

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

'I hear you have a side business.'

The making of funny cat videos.

"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."

'Mr. Finnegan will see you in a few minutes -- would you like a ball of yarn to play with while you're waiting?'

Bad cat - Credit Card.

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'

'I thought this was going to be a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'It's hard to command respect in the boardroom with such cute sneezes.'

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'

Cat on a hot tin roof.