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'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Self-Employment

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'God! This tastes like cats...'

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

Man and his dog both reading Mockingbird books.

"Yes, I know it's our anniversary… just let me kill these last two birds and I'm home."

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'

"Manager does not do tricks."

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

"The scratchpost is for the cat, the other one is for my son."

'I hear you have a side business.'

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

Bad cat - Credit Card.

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

'Amalgamated Aardvarks have launched an unfriendly takeover.'

'Acme investments, featuring: Catnip stocks, catnip futures...'

"Nancy, could you schedule in some time for me to wildly run around my office for no reason?"