Pet Business Mogul T-Shirts

'I hear you have a side business.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Bert's dog training.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"He's my school project for science class."

I like you and I like your company!

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Lap fish..."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'I'll take him.'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"Phew, that was close."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

State of the Art Dog.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

'You tell me how he does it.'

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.