Pet Business Mogul Gifts

'I hear you have a side business.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Bert's dog training.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Cat Show

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

I like you and I like your company!

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"He's my school project for science class."

"Lap fish..."

'I'll take him.'

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Phew, that was close."

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

State of the Art Dog.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'You tell me how he does it.'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'