Pet Proprietor Gifts

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Foster failure"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Dog Nightmares

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'