Pet Owners Gifts

"My one regret is not napping more."

"Operation Covid 19 worked! All our humans are now staying home with us!"

Cone Of Empathy

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

Why dogs stick their heads out of car windows.

Cat and mouse playing scrabble - "I hate the way he plays with them before he kills them."

"I find it increasingly difficult to remain man's best friend."

'They've been gone for hours, and it looks like they're not coming back. The first thing I have to figure out is how to pay the rent.'

"Oh, the kids were delighted to see me back, however, Master almost had a fit when he saw the vet's bill..."

'We spoil that dog.'

'According to my owner, buying this home was cheaper than building me one.'

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

"If I describe the medical file I need, could you go fetch it for me."

One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid

We encourage her gnawing. It's the only way we can get into the plastic packaging!

"Hop on in! Let's get this weekend started!"

"If there are seven dog years to every year - why don't I get seven birthday cakes every year?"

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'I can't remember where I've buried my bones: You haven't happened to have seen them, have you Mr Mole?'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"Don't mess with the electronic windows."

"Yeah, I noticed it too: now that they have kids, they come back from holidays more stressed than when they left..."

Last of the Christmas presents.

'We'd like a little boy for our dog.'

'You say, 'his tentacles haven't come down'?'

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

They actually like captivity so much that they even want their children to have their own little cage.

'Lois, what's the sense of bringing the cat camping if it can't go outside the tent a little?'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Rex hated it when his owners returned from vacation, with an unfinished roll of film.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Lately, Master and I tend to go for our walk when the kid next door starts his trumpet practice...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Telescope Stand.

"They don't allow me to beg at the table."

"You used to fetch a newspaper? What's a newspaper?"