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"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Grrrr....'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

When Pugs dream.

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"Can you train him to bite my husband whenever the trash gets full?"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"Tonight I'm going to bury this sucker so far underground he'll never find it."