Pet-centric Entrepreneur Gifts

'Catch any good mice lately?'

I like you and I like your company!

"He's my school project for science class."

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'it's the field office.'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

"Manager does not do tricks."

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

'Here's my business card.'

'I hear you have a side business.'

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

Man walks dog using treadmill.

"The Annual Report looks good."

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

'Amalgamated Aardvarks have launched an unfriendly takeover.'

"O.K., well, think about it, but remember, I find my own food, I'm quiet, and you don't have to take me for walks."

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

'As we all know your dear, deceased Aunt Clara, was a devoted cat lover...'