Animal Entrepreneur Gifts

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

I like you and I like your company!

"Who's next?"

"He's my school project for science class."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Cut-throat Environment

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'it's the field office.'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

"Manager does not do tricks."

'I hear you have a side business.'

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

'Amalgamated Aardvarks have launched an unfriendly takeover.'

"The Annual Report looks good."

"Things are getting better, but we are not out of the woods yet."

'Camelot' Hakeem's used camel lot.