Doggy Entrepreneurs Gifts

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

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'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

'I hear you have a side business.'

"Can I offer you anything?"

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

First savings & bone.

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

'I'd recommend a portfolio of 35% stocks, 40% bonds and 25% dog biscuits.'

"You're not being singled out, Bowzer. This is to remind all employees about sexual harassment."

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

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"Sure it's the same food every night, but my 'what's for dinner' site is followed by over 100,000 dogs."

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