Pet Business Buff Gifts

"The Annual Report looks good."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Cat Show

Leak in the fish tank.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Lap fish..."

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I'll take him.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"I'll take this one."